Last week I went to Niagra Falls

Realistic mist and everything
I also danced with a midget at a karaoke bar

Today, walking home from work, I dropped a few coins in a homeless mans hat. Good deed? check

(actually happened)
I also had an awkward run in with my friend Sandy when I tried to steal her Oscar. She forgave me though

(may not have actually happened)
Sorry my hair is a little Gabourey Sidbie post Mo'Nique abuse. But anyway, I hope these images are a gateway for you into my, up to this point, secretive Canadian life.
take that Aaron, in your pretty gold outfit
love love love