Wednesday, December 23, 2009

I mean................

So I've fallen behind a bit on my duties as your beloved Blog author and for this, I apologize. Not many things have happened in my life since last I left you and so I didn't feel the need to continue to update on menial things that have transpired. Take the Paul that you knew during the "Unemployed" post and do some simple arithmetic. The equation should look a little something like this.
"Paul you knew" - "Lewisville, Texas" + "New York" - "Job" + "A Lot of Free Time" + "An Agent" - "Dance Call Success" + "The Sims" +"An Awkward Confrontation with a Potential Gay Prostitute" +"An Impromptu Gay Bar Night"+ "A Wife" + "A Cruise Ship" - "A Lot of Money" + "A Plane Ticket to Georgia" + "Scabies" - " A Lot More Money" + "Nancy Reeves Time" - "Amount of time spent in New York in 2010" + "Permethrin Cream" - "Scabies" + "Steroids" - "New York" + "Georgia" - "Turning off alarm clock" + "Weight" - "Weight"... + "Weight" + "Roommate" - "Roommate" - "Days until Christmas" + "Fears about 2012"= "present Paul"

So, yeah. I mean nothing really.
You can't argue with mathematical proof...nothing much has happened

Paul
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2 comments:

  1. Melissa SteadmanJanuary 6, 2010 at 10:55 AM

    Thank you for mentioning our marriage. But don't think it doesn't hurt me deeply that you consider it "nothing" in the end. You're sleeping on the couch, pal.

    Just kidding. :)

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  2. Justin "Squigs" RobertsonJanuary 6, 2010 at 10:58 AM

    I read this a while back. It's just taken me this long to recover from the head-spinning whirlwind recap. :0) Enjoy the ride and keep us posted.

    P.S. I love that all the Google Ads in the left column are all about scabies remedies.

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